Archive for June, 2006

Pulutan for jologs and tambays

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

Skyflakes with Tuna

1. With your bare hands, pound on a pack of skyflakes until its crumbles to smithereens. Not too fine though, you’re not making polvoron here. Just enough so you can still see the cracker holes in the bits.

2. Get a Century Tuna from the sari-sari store.

3. Get a can opener and use it. On the can, not the Skyflakes moron!

4. Get a plate. Platito or plato.

5. Mix the crumbled Skyflakes and mix with the Century Tuna.

6. Add chopped onions if you can afford it.

7. Drop calamansi juice.

Presto! You now have a pulutan!

Goes well with Gin bulag.

Gin bulag recipe to follow. Only here at PinoySplog.com: Where you get the finest recipes from the ghetto!

How to make money from your blog - right now!

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

Sell it to your mom. She’ll buy it.

Death to annoying dogs and their owners

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

Found on Petition Spot:
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/deadogs

Quoted from the Petition:

First offense: warning + $50 fine, 30 days community service (collecting dog shit in city park)

Second offense: $250 fine, dog(s) removed from residence for 15 days, 60 days community service

Third offense: $1500 fine, 90 Days in county jail, 1 year community service, dog(s) destroyed

Annoying Javascript

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

A page with annoying javascripts. The page will warn you before you press buttons.

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-26654/javaf.htm