1. When you start farting more than twice in five minutes.
2. When it escalates to three times in two minutes.
3. When you fart and poop juice or some tiny bits come out. That’s force majeure. You’ve gotta poop now!
4. When your fart smells like poop, it’s probably coming from poop.
5. When you haven’t pooped in two days, it’s time to poop.
6. When you feel a finger poking your arse hole, but the finger is poking from inside. And it’s not a finger. It’s The Poop.
7. After reading PinoySplog every morning, it’s time to poop. Make it a habit.

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